Interruptrogate
To ask a person a question, usually following something asked party did to offend or upset you. (or series of such.)
Then interrupt (or keep interrupting) the person while answering and draw your own conclusions.
(Basically, getting angrier at the person your asking because you think he's beating around the bush. Which can blow a simple situation completely out of proportion.)
Then lay down a punishment for not giving the answer you wanted. Resulting in the asked party having almost no choice but to accept the punishment and sit bewildered as to what just happened.
Final result: Heavy guilt to the asked party.
Then interrupt (or keep interrupting) the person while answering and draw your own conclusions.
(Basically, getting angrier at the person your asking because you think he's beating around the bush. Which can blow a simple situation completely out of proportion.)
Then lay down a punishment for not giving the answer you wanted. Resulting in the asked party having almost no choice but to accept the punishment and sit bewildered as to what just happened.
Final result: Heavy guilt to the asked party.
CLASSIC SCENARIO:
Kid gets into a small fight in school...
Father: "I received a call from your school that you were being disruptive and hit a kid named Jimmy. So you know what my question is right?..........Why did you hit little Jimmy?"
Son: "I just wanted him to get away fro--"
Father: "What? Are you a loner? You can't deal with people around you?!"
Son: "No, Dad, I just--"
Father: "Oh, so you DON'T like people around you?"
Son: He kept messing with me, da-"
Father: "WRONG. WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!................ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!"
(Son is confused. says nothing.)
Father: "GET THAT STUPID LOOK OF YOUR FACE AND ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE WHOOP YOUR ASS!"
Son: "I don't know, I just--"
Father: "I DON'T KNOW IS NOT AN ANSWER!! WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!!"
Son: (crying) "He wouldn't leave me a--"
Father: "BULLSHIT!!! You hit that kid because you wanted to! You're an angry little kid! And you better stop this ego-maniacal trip you're on!...and STOP CRYING! THAT CRYING CRAP DOESN'T WORK WITH ME! YOU'RE ON RESTRICTION FROM (insert whatever you enjoy that has absolutely nothing to do with the incident most of the time) FOR A MONTH!!! Now, YOU BETTER CLEAR OUT ALL THE (insert whatever item that represent what you enjoy) IN YOUR ROOM!!!"
(Son accepts punishment silently)
Son's friend asks why he's down and he says "I got interruptrogated....and then got grounded."
Kid gets into a small fight in school...
Father: "I received a call from your school that you were being disruptive and hit a kid named Jimmy. So you know what my question is right?..........Why did you hit little Jimmy?"
Son: "I just wanted him to get away fro--"
Father: "What? Are you a loner? You can't deal with people around you?!"
Son: "No, Dad, I just--"
Father: "Oh, so you DON'T like people around you?"
Son: He kept messing with me, da-"
Father: "WRONG. WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!................ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!"
(Son is confused. says nothing.)
Father: "GET THAT STUPID LOOK OF YOUR FACE AND ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE WHOOP YOUR ASS!"
Son: "I don't know, I just--"
Father: "I DON'T KNOW IS NOT AN ANSWER!! WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!!"
Son: (crying) "He wouldn't leave me a--"
Father: "BULLSHIT!!! You hit that kid because you wanted to! You're an angry little kid! And you better stop this ego-maniacal trip you're on!...and STOP CRYING! THAT CRYING CRAP DOESN'T WORK WITH ME! YOU'RE ON RESTRICTION FROM (insert whatever you enjoy that has absolutely nothing to do with the incident most of the time) FOR A MONTH!!! Now, YOU BETTER CLEAR OUT ALL THE (insert whatever item that represent what you enjoy) IN YOUR ROOM!!!"
(Son accepts punishment silently)
Son's friend asks why he's down and he says "I got interruptrogated....and then got grounded."
Interruptrogate by BeastNation October 13, 2011
Words you can keep
