instacred

Instacred is an Instagram judgement that happens in a couple seconds.

It’s what people think when they see an Instagram account and makes them decide whether or not to follow that account. Instagram Instant Credit/status.
How many followers, posts they have, if they’re a celebrity, gives (or doesn’t give) them #instacred
The more followers they have and the quality of content they’ve posted will give them #instacred

They have 20k followers, that account has serious instacred!
All of my friends follow this account they must have instacred. I should follow them too
They have no followers, that person has zero instacred
I wish someone with #instacred would tag me.

Whoever tagged me has some crazy instacred bc my followers are blowing up yo!

by Lorraine Oest August 4, 2019

Instagret

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.

"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"

by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Instacrap

Another term for Instagram.

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!

by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016

Instacream

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instapretty

A person who is attractive in their social media pics but in the flesh doesn't live up to the hype.

- Did you see Fred's new girls profile pic? She is piff

- Nah mate, saw her in town the other day and she ain't anything special. She instapretty

by IceyT August 19, 2016

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017

instacrunk

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.

David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.

by Rice U December 7, 2005