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instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person
We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes
instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

Instanaps 

Basically when you fall asleep instantly out of knowhere
Victoria has instanaps

Instanaps 

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere
Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

Instagoop 

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.
"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."
Instagoop by The Auspex May 3, 2023

Instaboost 

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.
" i want to work at Instaboost Media."
Instaboost by disco99 May 4, 2021