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Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017
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instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?
Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

instaboner 

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

Instaboner 

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Instaboner by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instapapered 

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.
Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.
Instapapered by gurtu April 18, 2012