Instaposer

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

by timentes May 29, 2017

instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012