Instagoop 

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.

"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."

Instagoop by The Auspex May 3, 2023

instafooled 

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.

Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!

instafooled by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

Instagourmet 

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.

"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"

Instagourmet by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013

InstaCool

Someone who has a characteristic so freaking fantastic that it makes them instantly cool. In other words, the one attribute over shadows all other shortcomings.

Hey did you know that Kelsie owns a '69 Dodge Charger R/T? OMG that's just instacool.

InstaCool by Centurianponii February 12, 2010

instagoggles 

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.

-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

instagoggles by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

Instagood 

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

Instagood by brobrock March 22, 2013

Instagoal 

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.

"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"

Instagoal by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009