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Instachub 

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.
Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!
Instachub by rMace703 May 6, 2011
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Instachub 

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.
Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.
I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instacunt 

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
Instacunt by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

Instacum 

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..
As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.
Instacum by AshAmes August 12, 2012

instacrunk 

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.
David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.
instacrunk by Rice U December 7, 2005
When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.
"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"
Instacuck by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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