Instacum
Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..
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Instacum
Instacum by Blowmebiatch December 2, 2018
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instacurity
I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
instacurity by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013
Instacunt
A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
Instacunt by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
Insta-Cum Retraining
A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
Insta-Cum Retraining by YAWA June 13, 2018
Instacuck
When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.
Instacuck by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019
Instacunt
Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.
Instacunt by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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