InstaThug

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The term used to describe a person who talks shit and acts like a hardcore thug, gangsta, tough guy, etc., on Instagram but in real life they're the exact opposite of what they portray online.

In lamen terms: Someone who talks mad shit on social media, posting thug pictures, flossing, but when you run up on him on the streets, he's bitch made and wont man up and shoot the one, or calls the cops, or runs away or flat out cries.

Friend#1: Jake talks a lot of shit on Instagram dude, hes gonna get his ass beat one day.

Friend#2: Na man hes just an InstaThug , he dont even leave his house... EVER!!!! Guy#1: Yeah Nigga, Im in these streets son. Errrday, thugging it and fucking yo girl. Come see me if you bout that life you bitch ass nigga!!!

Guy#2: Oh word?!?!? Aight homie!!, We'll see when I see you on the block homie.

3 Days Later......

Guy#2: Wut up son!!! We outchea now homie, this is my block lets see you talk all that shit now!!!! This aint Instagram Bitch!!!!

Guy:1: Oh hey man, no I didnt mean all the shit on Instagram, it wasnt about you man, it was a joke, my shit got hacked by China... (starts to walk backwards).... Hold on im getting a call.... "hello? Hi, 911?, I need you to send a squad car, I think im going to get killed by a real thug, please help me Im on 3rd ave and 47st street".

InstaThug by G-LO914 July 9, 2015

InstaThot

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.

Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"

InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Related Words

InstaThug • instathots • instatute • Instachub • Instahun • instahutional • instatagger • instavauge • Instagram whore/ Insta Thot • insta high

Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.

Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!

Instachub by rMace703 May 6, 2011

instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.

dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.

instatute by Crothyk December 2, 2019

Insta-thug

A man or woman who act like thugs while actually being the exact opposite to the thug lifestyle. This trend originated on Instagram hence the name. These people are usually assholes

You see david? Wearing his pants like some insta-thug loser

Insta-thug by C.T Tracy November 1, 2022

Instachub

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.

Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

Instachub by Lover of instachubs May 23, 2018

instatagger

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.

Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!

instatagger by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026