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InstaThug 

The term used to describe a person who talks shit and acts like a hardcore thug, gangsta, tough guy, etc., on Instagram but in real life they're the exact opposite of what they portray online.

In lamen terms: Someone who talks mad shit on social media, posting thug pictures, flossing, but when you run up on him on the streets, he's bitch made and wont man up and shoot the one, or calls the cops, or runs away or flat out cries.
Friend#1: Jake talks a lot of shit on Instagram dude, hes gonna get his ass beat one day.

Friend#2: Na man hes just an InstaThug , he dont even leave his house... EVER!!!! Guy#1: Yeah Nigga, Im in these streets son. Errrday, thugging it and fucking yo girl. Come see me if you bout that life you bitch ass nigga!!!

Guy#2: Oh word?!?!? Aight homie!!, We'll see when I see you on the block homie.

3 Days Later......

Guy#2: Wut up son!!! We outchea now homie, this is my block lets see you talk all that shit now!!!! This aint Instagram Bitch!!!!

Guy:1: Oh hey man, no I didnt mean all the shit on Instagram, it wasnt about you man, it was a joke, my shit got hacked by China... (starts to walk backwards).... Hold on im getting a call.... "hello? Hi, 911?, I need you to send a squad car, I think im going to get killed by a real thug, please help me Im on 3rd ave and 47st street".
InstaThug by G-LO914 July 9, 2015

InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instachub 

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.
Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!
Instachub by rMace703 May 6, 2011

instatute 

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.
dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.
instatute by Crothyk December 2, 2019

Insta-thug 

A man or woman who act like thugs while actually being the exact opposite to the thug lifestyle. This trend originated on Instagram hence the name. These people are usually assholes
You see david? Wearing his pants like some insta-thug loser
Insta-thug by C.T Tracy November 1, 2022

Instachub 

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.
Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

instatagger 

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.
Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!
instatagger by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013
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