instacrunk

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.

David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.

by Rice U December 7, 2005

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Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

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When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019

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Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.

Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "

by donteatcows October 27, 2007

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