Instacuck

When someone receives sexual pleasure primarily from someone else's social media pictures - especially Instagram - with or without having any other kind of relationship with that person, especially when the person who the social media account belongs to is openly in a sexual relationship with someone else. Essentially, when someone cuckolds themselves via another person's Instagram.

"As a popular dominatrix, I have dozens of men every day admit to being my instacucks!"

by NovaleeSnow August 30, 2019

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instastuck

The inability to get off of Instagram.

Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.

My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.

by Hipmomma January 23, 2023

instalock

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..

by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

instalock

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

instafuck

a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.

Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).

A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!

*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!

by ED3ers March 16, 2011