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Kramnik Kevorkian

Kramnik Kevorkian
(noun)
1. The act of destroying a person in "real life" by relentlessly "assisting" in their death via a sustained campaign of baseless public accusations, harassment, and psychological bullying.

2. To "euthanize" a person's reputation, mental health, and ultimately their will to live, all while claiming you are just "cleaning up the game" or "pointing out statistics."
The term originates from the tragic 2025 death of the "beloved" American GM and streamer Danya (Daniel Naroditsky). For over a year, former champion Vladimir Kramnik subjected Danya to a relentless public "investigation," implying he was a cheater.

Despite Danya and his friends stating that this campaign was causing him "immense pressure and pain" and destroying his mental health, Kramnik continued. After Danya's untimely death, Kramnik didn't stop, instead pivoting to blame Danya's friends and suggest substance abuse.

The "Kramnik" is the accuser who acts as a cold, emotionless "statistician," and the "Kevorkian" is the "assistance" this harassment provides in a person's literal demise.
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
by xollock October 23, 2025
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famspam

the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's.
I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.
by xollock March 19, 2009
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antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.
In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.
by xollock March 26, 2020
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Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.
"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.
by xollock May 22, 2009
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Jeopardy

You're safe if you have the answer to the question, but it's Jeopardy when you have the question to the answer.
by xollock January 26, 2010
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