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In·for·on (/ɪn·fɔr·ɒn/)
n.
1. Any representative from the business applications development company Infor who is provided and or hired by a client to guide, train, or assist in the planning, installation, deployment, or configuration. An inforon must exhibit a combination of the following characteristics:

Inability or Unwillingness to listen to or act on the requests of the client.

Lack of training or lack of ability to learn the finer (or greater) details of how their software works.

Lack of training or lack of ability to apply to concepts and methodologies of their product to a real world environment.

Are unable to think outside the box

Are unaware that they are even in "the box"

Come in late due to being compelled to appear in court as a defendant

More often leave questions unanswered than not

May try and claim that under the laws of linear algebra 2+2=5

Try to convince you that they know how to run your company better than you do

Are not sure how to buy a mop
I asked our inforon how to buy a mop with their software, he said he wasn't sure but would make some calls to see if he can find out.
Inforon by Idon Giveash April 2, 2011
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infornography

1. The case of addiction to data, getting a psuedo-sexual thrill out of the acquiring and pursuit of.

2. The abuse or excessive use of information.
That computer addict who died in his own waste, you know, that guy? Yeah, he was a total slave to infornography.
infornography by Kuroko August 29, 2003

inforence 

An inference based on the contents found in one's instant messaging buddy info.
i feel alive, i'm falling
we danced until the morning closed our eyes
i would love to stay here and never have to go
and no one in the world would ever know

-This is a typical style of away messages frequently used in today's instant messaging scene- the 'Emotional Song Lyric' away message. From the lyrics in this message the reader could possibly assume that the writer is trying to communicate a feeling of love or interest in another person whom they suspect might see this message.

When to use:

"Hey Jim! I saw yesterday in your info that '1000 nights could not be as black as your heart,' Is everything ok with your girlfriend?!" asks Scott.

"No Scott," explains Jim, "We are going through a rough time; good inforence!"
inforence by Casey Fitz July 29, 2008

Infoboner 

Its what happens when you see a informercial so good, you get a boner.
I saw the informercial for the "Sham Wow" and i got a Infoboner.
Infoboner by Profounder May 30, 2010

Incoronability 

When your body system is averse or resistant to the coronavirus—you are your own vaccine against the deadly virus.
Every time he’s reprimanded by his colleagues for failing to wear a face mask in front of suspected patients, Dr. Raj jokes with them that his incoronability would protect him from Covid-19.
Incoronability by Fasters April 15, 2020

inforniggernaut 

In•Four•Nigger•Knot

A Random Way To Describe Somebody, Its Like Calling Somebody a Nigga
Trenton: Yo bro, I'm finna stop by the store and get some takis
Latrell: Alright, get me some too
Trenton: You got the money?
Latrell: Not right now, but ima pay you ba-
Trenton: Hell naw bruh, gimme da green or yo ass finna be on the streets
Latrell: inforniggernaut
Trenton: I'M FINNA SLAP YO A-
inforniggernaut by • JΛKΣ • January 22, 2022

Shaking infront of girl syndrome 

A syndrome where you shake a lot when meeting or talk to girls , this could cause from trauma after got rejected by girls and this trauma can cause you to become an introvert.
Majority of people who have Shaking infront of girl syndrome will never ever get a girlfriend or wife. -CockLord2222

(this is a joke btw don't take it seriously)