Infoboner

Its what happens when you see a informercial so good, you get a boner.

I saw the informercial for the "Sham Wow" and i got a Infoboner.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

inbonerable

to not be subject to feminine wiles, to be able to not get a boner despite major advances by a girl or flirting

Guy 1: Dang, that girl was coming on to him like crazy. He probably has a huge boner right now.
Guy 2: Nah, probably not. That guy is inbonerable.

by letitrock47 December 1, 2010

infobong

A laptop or similar internet-enabled device left out around the home for general use by guests.

Derives from the manner in which a bong is typically shared and passed around between a group of people.

"Hey, pass the infobong"

by Elscire June 20, 2008

Infolowerleft

The combination of the slang used for Info + Lower + Left. Describes a friendless wanna-B ganster who has sexual relations with unattractive partners.

Ex:

Friend #1 "God, I hate that guy!"
Friend #2 "Yeah, he's pretty I.L.L. (InfoLowerLeft)"

by Z. Quinto August 30, 2012

infobong

A laptop or similar internet-enabled device left out around the home for general use by guests.

Derives from the manner in which a bong is typically shared and passed around between a group of people.

"Hey, pass the infobong"

by Elscire June 19, 2008