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In the white

1. Statement indicating a large amount of money.

2. Used to describe a state of it being all good
"I'm trying to get my bank account in the white."

"This new job is offerin a new salary that's in the white!"
In the white by bcb101488 December 9, 2008
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In The White

When sending text messages on your iPhone incomming messages are white, and outgoing are green.

In an effort to not over pursue a possible mate you make sure that you are in the white before sending a text. If the last two messages on your phone are green then you are offically "in the green" and should refrain from contact until your target gets back to you.
"Hey bro, did you text Ami about coming downtown?"

"No can do sir, I'm "in the green" and I don't want to over pursue. I have to wait until I'm "in the white"

In The White by Cleveland-Danny March 16, 2009

The lady in the white lagoon 

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.
It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. 

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.
all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

nigga in the white 

When you're black and white at the same time.
FUCK YOU ELLEN, NIGGA IN THE WHITE NIGGA IN THE WHITE NIGGA IN THE WHITE. (The person saying this is most likely hammered)
nigga in the white by Gianta D October 11, 2016

The white and pink elephant in the room 

A costly and troublesome hallucination which nobody wants to mention.

It's also an intentionally confusing combination of the expressions "white elephant", "pink elephant", and "elephant in the room", which are now being conflated on the internet.
K: It was the pink elephant in the room.

B: You mean "elephant in the room"
K: No, I mean pink elephant in the room
B: I don't think that's a thing.
K: So what's a pink elephant?
B: Maybe I'm confused with a white elephant?
K: googles it
K: Look! It's on Urban Dictionary! I win.
B: This is the white and pink elephant in the room.
K: I think you're hallucinating.

Barack is in the White House 

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.
Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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