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In The White

When sending text messages on your iPhone incomming messages are white, and outgoing are green.

In an effort to not over pursue a possible mate you make sure that you are in the white before sending a text. If the last two messages on your phone are green then you are offically "in the green" and should refrain from contact until your target gets back to you.
"Hey bro, did you text Ami about coming downtown?"

"No can do sir, I'm "in the green" and I don't want to over pursue. I have to wait until I'm "in the white"
In The White by Cleveland-Danny March 16, 2009

The lady in the white lagoon 

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.
It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. 

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.
all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

nigga in the white 

When you're black and white at the same time.
FUCK YOU ELLEN, NIGGA IN THE WHITE NIGGA IN THE WHITE NIGGA IN THE WHITE. (The person saying this is most likely hammered)
nigga in the white by Gianta D October 11, 2016

The white and pink elephant in the room 

A costly and troublesome hallucination which nobody wants to mention.

It's also an intentionally confusing combination of the expressions "white elephant", "pink elephant", and "elephant in the room", which are now being conflated on the internet.
K: It was the pink elephant in the room.

B: You mean "elephant in the room"
K: No, I mean pink elephant in the room
B: I don't think that's a thing.
K: So what's a pink elephant?
B: Maybe I'm confused with a white elephant?
K: googles it
K: Look! It's on Urban Dictionary! I win.
B: This is the white and pink elephant in the room.
K: I think you're hallucinating.

Barack is in the White House 

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.
Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!