Impenaled
How did she die? She was impenaled. Do you mean impaled by a sharp object? No, it was an amazing cock!
Impenaled by LoudProfile March 12, 2022
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impaled
The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.
Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.
Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
impaled by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016
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impaled by cool and hot August 4, 2016
Super Impaled
Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.
"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot
kevmaster: you idiot
Super Impaled by Lil' John June 9, 2004
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