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A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016
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Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.
Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016
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