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Like imbibing, but in smoking jackets surrounded by hookers
'Shall we vacate these premises in order to imbed in the comfort of our own homes'

'Certainly Cecil, I'll bring the cocaine
Imbed by Jimmy Savile January 8, 2013
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digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.
Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.
digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020
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imbehole 

Combination of imbecile and asshole. Often used on brain dead morons too stupid to realize they have been grievously insulted. Perfect to use when someone cuts a line in front of you or runs into you because they were playing with their phone and not paying attention to where they were walking.
1. Hey imbehole! No cuts!
2. Nice job imbehole! Next time try looking where you are going!
imbehole by zekebones May 11, 2018

imbestigate 

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.
When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."
imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009
She is a loving sweet person and she it very sexy and flirty

Also she has a big but

She thinks that no boy likes her but they all secretly do even her handsome crush
Very sexy and has a big but imberle
Imberle by Tsisjsjbdjdbb626:7 June 7, 2020

impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).
Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*
impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Imbecile 

(Noun)
1. An idiotic or dumb person.
synonyms: moron, dim-witted, asinine, idiot

(Adjective)
1. Describing something that is idiotic.
Person A: "Hey, how do you open this door?"

Person B: "The sign clearly says it's locked you imbecile."
Imbecile by TheBlackWeeaboo July 8, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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