Imbed

Like imbibing, but in smoking jackets surrounded by hookers

'Shall we vacate these premises in order to imbed in the comfort of our own homes'

'Certainly Cecil, I'll bring the cocaine

Imbed by Jimmy Savile January 8, 2013

digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

imbehole 

Combination of imbecile and asshole. Often used on brain dead morons too stupid to realize they have been grievously insulted. Perfect to use when someone cuts a line in front of you or runs into you because they were playing with their phone and not paying attention to where they were walking.

1. Hey imbehole! No cuts!
2. Nice job imbehole! Next time try looking where you are going!

imbehole by zekebones May 11, 2018

imbestigate 

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.

When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."

imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009

Imberle 

She is a loving sweet person and she it very sexy and flirty

Also she has a big but

She thinks that no boy likes her but they all secretly do even her handsome crush

Very sexy and has a big but imberle

Imberle by Tsisjsjbdjdbb626:7 June 7, 2020

impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Imbecile 

(Noun)
1. An idiotic or dumb person.
synonyms: moron, dim-witted, asinine, idiot

(Adjective)
1. Describing something that is idiotic.

Person A: "Hey, how do you open this door?"

Person B: "The sign clearly says it's locked you imbecile."

Imbecile by TheBlackWeeaboo July 8, 2016