impedophile

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Speech Impedophile

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022

ipodophile

A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.

"Hey, that guy is listening to his ipod while he walks around."
"He's an ipodophile."

by Johnnybo September 20, 2005

Impedophilia

To stop a Pedophile or reports on one.

If you report on a pedo while there is a live case you maybe guilty of impedophilia. Tommy Robinson (UK) is guilty of reporting on pedophiles. If you set up potential Pedophiles and entrap them. A person that goes out of their way to stop Pedophilia in some way.

by Bowling_Crony July 11, 2019