impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Speech Impedophile 

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

Speech Impedophile by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022

ipodophile 

A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.

"Hey, that guy is listening to his ipod while he walks around."
"He's an ipodophile."

ipodophile by Johnnybo September 20, 2005

Impedophilia 

To stop a Pedophile or reports on one.

If you report on a pedo while there is a live case you maybe guilty of impedophilia. Tommy Robinson (UK) is guilty of reporting on pedophiles. If you set up potential Pedophiles and entrap them. A person that goes out of their way to stop Pedophilia in some way.

Impedophilia by Bowling_Crony July 11, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022