IBMed 

When IBM Exectutives take over your company and screw you.

Man they lowered my salary and fired my friend because she is a women, we got IBMed!

IBMed by Junebug67 January 29, 2015

IBMed 

When IBM Exectutives take over your company and screw you and bring in their Boys.

Man they lowered my salary and fired my friend because she is a women, we got IBMed!

IBMed by Junebug67 January 29, 2015

imedisearch 

iMedisearch has built in search refinements that further fine tune the results to fit an individual searcher's needs. For example, a pharmacist entering a search term "phenytoin" into iMedisearch would have the option to narrow the search to the pharmacist specific refinements such as "pregnancy & lactation" which will pull results that relate to the use of phenytoin in pregnancy and lactating women.

joe: im sick
doria: you should go to http://imedisearch.com and type in your symptoms man
joes: okay
joes: (types)hey i'm feeling better

imedisearch by iaj March 22, 2009

kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

immediatism 

undecipherable and non-proprietary (read: completely freed) movement for the non-mediated experience of suchness (see buddhism's "tathata") in the hands of the experiencer's complete curious creativity of surrender and struggle as is, becoming whatever is allowed by the experiencer's senses moment to moment.
See Hakim Bey's long essay Immediatism for the genesidal match which brought its carbon smell to the room and hence forth the "natural law" of chaos which brought it back into the storms.

"One day immediatism will be propagated on every cereal box, and not on the back, nuh uh, on the front where we stab with with our knives! I always wanted to feed my bare feet round yellow corn balls!"

Crunch Crunch Crunch.

immediatism by Comitant Soot February 8, 2008

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.

"My immediate family is coming to town."

Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019