illusionist 

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.

- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.

illusionist by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Illusionist 

Another class of magic-wielder who uses his gift to create illusions of great realisticity. Using such illusions, he can create a diversion, scare off attackers or to create a shadow being, which is not totally an illusion, but is a being made of shadow energy that is similar to a ghost.

Illusionist Rhonaii disappeared, but his illusions did not.

Illusionist by Detranova August 4, 2003

Illusionist 

A Magician, One who tricks others for amusement or fame

Jesus was the greatest Illusionist of All-Time, He convinced millions of people that he was a god, by pulling a rabbit out of his hat.

Illusionist by BATEMAN_000 January 11, 2008

Illusionist 

a person who performs tricks that deceive the eye; a magician

illusionist techniques

Illusionist by Chocky_BOII January 23, 2023

illusionist’s game

An approach where an individual makes up and or exaggerates stories to try to conceal what really happened at specific events and or to try to glorify themselves, in order to portray the situation in a way that works in their favor. People often do this to improve their reputation, attack their enemies, and push people to support their goals. This approach is often unethical as it falsely portrays what happened at certain events and who you really are. It is also quite risky to the individual using this approach, because if people find out what really happened, they will stop believing the stories told by the individual, which reduces their credibility and trustworthiness.

Ventis: I heard that Donny supposed got attacked by five guys, but defeated them all without suffering a scratch.
Henry: Yeah right. A guy with no self defense training and a boat load of arrogance at all defeated five guys without suffering any injuries. He is lying through his teeth.

Emma: Based on what I know about him there is no way in ninety years he could pull that off. He is playing an illusionist’s game, in order to improve his reputation.

Henry: I agree with you there.
Ventis: I agree with both of you. He can't be trusted to tell the truth about what really happened.

illusionist’s game by Vanguard 1998 February 25, 2021

Work Illusionist 

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

d'illusionist 

A smug, sleazy arsehole type of tv 'magician' sometimes known to sit in perspex or ice boxes suspended from a crane for days at a time deluding themselves that they are entertaining and intelligent. They often use TV editing to pull pathetic, uninteresting 'stunts' that the moronic find fascinating.

Those talentless d'illusionist fuckers - David Blaine, David Copperfield, Derren Brown (UK)

d'illusionist by jeng meng November 16, 2009