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Illogical
" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"
illogical
illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007
bio-illogical clock
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
bio-illogical clock by geek.neo March 5, 2010
Word of the Day on April 10, 2013
Illogical
illogicate
americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children
illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004
bio-illogical clock
The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.
As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.
bio-illogical clock by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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