Idiocrite

Part idiot part hypocrite.

Look at that idiocrite, smoking while preaching how cigarettes kill.

by RupTurE99 May 10, 2010

Idiocated

Educated to the level of an idiot.

He/She got a degree out of a lucky bag or a Christmas cracker and has a certificate to prove it

"He/She's been Idiocated"

by B0redtodeath January 16, 2004

idiocrity

The quality or state of being subpar as a result of stupid thought and/or actions; Portmanteau word formed from idiocy and mediocrity.

Luckily the rest of the class did not allow the idiocrity of the small group of students to influence their learning process.

by D.J. Dave T! March 7, 2023

Idioite

Yet another variation on inferiorite and mediocrite

A dismissive way of saying idiot.

Pete: Inferiorites! Mediocrites! Idioites!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.

Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!

by OffBeatDrummer November 5, 2020

idiocrat

Idiotic administrator or public official whose only purpose seems to be creating and upholding useless and arcane beaurocracy. They have no skills other than wasting time and money.

How will the idiocrats in Washington blow my tax dollars this year?

by The Voice of Reason July 14, 2005

idiocity

What Jennifer and Mel (the first two people two write a definition for this word) are afflicted with. Idiocity is what causes them to be idiotic. (Actually it's a pretty useless "word", and seems to be an overcomplicated substitute for idiocy, but whatever.)

Mel: Here is an example of 'idiocity' in which idiocity is an adjective - "Jake has a severe chance of inheriting his mother's idiocity."
Me: You idiot, that would make it a noun, for it to be an adjective, it would have to read, "Jake's mother is idiocity.", which doesn't make any sense. Man you have a severe case of idiocity.

Jennifer: Hi, I can't find the 'D' key on my keyboard, so I'll just type a 'C' anywhere there is a 'D'...
Me: I have never witnessed such idiocity.

by e.ogas May 22, 2007

idiocity

noun, something idiotic that is common and can be group behavior.

I am late because of the contagious traffic idiocity.

by Beginner Bonzo December 12, 2009