idiocide 

the brutal killing of an idiot

That dude commited idiocide on Otis!

idiocide by yo yo jo jo bo bo MO! May 22, 2004

Idiocite

A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture

Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs

Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.

Example B:

Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.

Idiocite by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013

Idiotidealolgy 

pronounced id·i·ot i·de·al all o gee
a concept that exists in only in the imagination of a dumb ass. Kind of like delusional thinking but, Idiotidealolgy is not random thinking; it is a long term stupid thinking that becomes part of their belief system or core values.

Jim is set in his ways,no one can reason with him and his Idiotidealolgy.

Idiotidealolgy by Sandra Angel February 11, 2009

Idiocise 

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.

After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.

Idiocise by Trecane June 8, 2014

idiocile 

A combination of "idiot" and "imbecile." An idiocile is a person that you find so mind-numbingly idiotic and stupid who has no knowledge of any morality, or has a purpose in life except to be as stupid as possible and piss everyone off.

"I swear to Christ, everyone I knew in high school was a complete idiocile!"

idiocile by WavesOfRed February 23, 2021