A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture
Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture
Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.
Example B:
Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.
Example B:
Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
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by B0redtodeath January 16, 2004
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Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.
Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.
Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
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Get the Idiocrite mug.What Jennifer and Mel (the first two people two write a definition for this word) are afflicted with. Idiocity is what causes them to be idiotic. (Actually it's a pretty useless "word", and seems to be an overcomplicated substitute for idiocy, but whatever.)
Mel: Here is an example of 'idiocity' in which idiocity is an adjective - "Jake has a severe chance of inheriting his mother's idiocity."
Me: You idiot, that would make it a noun, for it to be an adjective, it would have to read, "Jake's mother is idiocity.", which doesn't make any sense. Man you have a severe case of idiocity.
Jennifer: Hi, I can't find the 'D' key on my keyboard, so I'll just type a 'C' anywhere there is a 'D'...
Me: I have never witnessed such idiocity.
Me: You idiot, that would make it a noun, for it to be an adjective, it would have to read, "Jake's mother is idiocity.", which doesn't make any sense. Man you have a severe case of idiocity.
Jennifer: Hi, I can't find the 'D' key on my keyboard, so I'll just type a 'C' anywhere there is a 'D'...
Me: I have never witnessed such idiocity.
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