icecream man
icecream man by mr36 May 9, 2007
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icecream man
mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
icecream man by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
icecream man
an icecream man who eats himself. it is a good meme. it’s funny. please don’t be scared of the icecream man!
icecream man by furries3lyfe October 17, 2020
Icecream man
Icecream man by Jack whitney August 17, 2006
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man
When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man by CountDisco October 22, 2012
ice cream man
ice cream man by $PAZZ April 1, 2003
ice cream man
Drug Dealer.
Ice Cream is the code used to refer to the drug that is being sold, code is Only really necessary over the phone or in a public place.
Ice Cream is the code used to refer to the drug that is being sold, code is Only really necessary over the phone or in a public place.
At the shops: "Man, I'm hella down to get sum ice-cream."
Reply: "Yeah, fo sheezee! let's ring the Ice Cream Man."
Phonecall: "Hey man whatzup? I'm Jus' keen to come round and get sum Ice-Cream off yo'"
Reply: "Yeah, fo sheezee! let's ring the Ice Cream Man."
Phonecall: "Hey man whatzup? I'm Jus' keen to come round and get sum Ice-Cream off yo'"
ice cream man by Diego September 3, 2003
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