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Iain't by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC September 2, 2010
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I ain't make no jugface
A phrase utilized to express innocence when questioned about a specific act. This phrase was quoted from a scene in the movie "Jug Face" where the potter is asked whether or not he did something and he denies it. Similar to Don't look at me and I didn't do it.
Joe: Yo Jenny, I see you bought an avocado. Did you make any of your wonderful guacamole?
Jenny: I ain't make no jugface!
Jenny: I ain't make no jugface!
I ain't make no jugface by ScreamyMcGillacutty October 19, 2017
I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna
Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016
I ain't gon hold you
I ain't gon hold you by sammytww May 29, 2018
i ain’t got no hoes
What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
i ain’t got no hoes by RealLanguage67 May 24, 2018
I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
I ain't calling you a truther! by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
i ain't wearin' one
This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.
"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"
i ain't wearin' one by running out of patience May 6, 2008
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