itcob

I took care of business;enforcer of gang rules or law.

he earned his I.T.C.O.B. patch for the murder of a rival gang member.

itcob by fuck off October 20, 2003

ITCOB

1) Infamous initiation ritual for gang members to pass in which they are to retrieve confectionary treats from infants, with total disregard for anyone watching. It stands for -
I Take Candy Off Babies

Is one really needed?

ITCOB by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

ITCOB / ITCB Patch 

A patch often found on the colors of a 1%er meaning they have "Taken Care" of club business. Usually attributed to killing for the club.
"I Took Care of Business"

See that scooter-bum with the ITCB patch? Don't fuck with him or he'll kill you.
Don't ever rat-fuck the colors of anybody wearing an ITCOB / ITCB patch, it means they killed a motherfucker.

ITCOB / ITCB Patch by Ghost3x7 April 19, 2009

incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt in the tv show Archer.

Archer: "Uh-oh, someone's mad they're not in charge."
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!

incobegence by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022

incobegence 

A portmanteau of incompetence and arrogance. Coined by Cheryl Tunt on the tv show Archer.

Lana: "I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"

incobegence by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

uckfay ouyay itchbay 

In Pig Latin, uckfay ouyay itchbay means "Fuck you Bitch.) Often used amongst friends who are familiar with the rules of Pig Latin (generally teenagers, new parents, single Moms, single Dads) essentially anyone who is attempting to hide and/or mask their curse words. Examples of such efforts: out of respect for other people and/or to refrain from punishment for the use of perceived atrocious language. That is perhaps taking for granted the person or people listening don't know or understand Pig Latin.

Rebellious teen: "Mom, would it be ok to stay the night at Ashley's house?"(Insert obnoxious tone, used to beg for permission) "Please?"

Mom (who wasn't born yesterday): "Remind me... is this the Ashley who's traveling through Europe with her parents right now? I'm quite certain you aren't planning on flying to Europe tonight. Nice try."

Rebellious teen: "Do you have the whole town on speed dial?Jeez."
(Teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at Tommy's house instead.)

Mom retorts: "Right, I also heard that you've been hanging out with that older boy, Tommy. He has a reputation for having Herpes (amongst who knows what else.) So you aren't going to see him tonight. I'm on to you."

Rebellious teen: "uckfay ouyay itchbay - (and pretends to cough.

Mom: "What was that dear?"

Rebellious teen: "I was just practicing my German. I said that your hair looks pretty."

Mom: "Oh...thanks. Pig Latin is still around? I remember those days."

Rebellious teen: "Oh itshay." (Meaning 'Oh shit')

uckfay ouyay itchbay by pissed_off_unicorn April 7, 2017

iacobellas 

Old fashion, walk with cane

My grandpa is mad iacobellas.

iacobellas by nick markoutsakis May 9, 2008