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In-Laws

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!
by This is crazy March 31, 2013
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In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit
Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back
by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019
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In-laws

Proof that hell on earth exists
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 8, 2021
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In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021
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Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma November 8, 2012
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Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.
John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.
by C Burn August 26, 2013
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cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.
You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!
by bagineria January 10, 2007
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