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Vaxidiot #1: VACCINATIONS SECRETLY INJECT YOU WITH AUTISM
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
Get the Vaxidiotmug. People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the Bad Driversmug. To be born with almost infinite wealth, fame, and fortune, then expecting people to believe that you're a victim of the system.
Prince Harry had a guaranteed great life of fortune before he was even born. I don't want to hear him say the system oppressed him.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 4, 2021
Get the Prince Harrymug. When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 12, 2020
Get the One thing led to anothermug. An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
Get the Car Hornmug. by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 21, 2021
Get the Mommamug. Someone who is desperate to be special and above everyone, and thinks everyone admires them. They do thinks so people think they’re special, but they usually make an ass out of themselves trying to impress people.
James drives nice cars that he put on his moms credit card, and he removes the muffler to sound cool but really just makes an ass out of himself. No one is impressed by him, he is high falutin.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
Get the High falutinmug.