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In-laws are a nasty side effect of marriage
In-laws by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 8, 2021
Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
In-laws by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021
When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit
Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back
In laws by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Peter in Laws 

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.
John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.
Peter in Laws by C Burn August 26, 2013

cock in-laws 

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.
You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!
cock in-laws by bagineria January 10, 2007
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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