Im pregnant
Im pregnant by KC December 27, 2004
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im pregnant
GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA
im pregnant by beenderdonedat May 3, 2009
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I'm pregnant
A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.
Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
I'm pregnant by FreBerSch February 18, 2010
I'm Pregnant
What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.
I'm Pregnant by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021
I would, but I'm pregnant
an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought
I would, but I'm pregnant by dilcurrie July 25, 2011
only when I'm pregnant
A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.
Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
only when I'm pregnant by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011
I’m pregnant
Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
I’m pregnant by Hamtaro June 11, 2023
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