Im cooming
A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020
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OH GOD IM COOMING by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021
Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty
What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.
Not to be confused with pirates.
Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty by Swedish anon September 5, 2018
Im coming to you live
Gangsta- "Im coming to you live right now, dem niggas being crazy and Im about to blast a nigga up in dis ho."
Im coming to you live by spocketz August 25, 2011
im cooking
im cooking by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024
I'm coming, Elizabeth!
The most well-known catchphrase on SANFORD & SON. Whenever Fred Sanford heard something particularly distressing, he always staggered around clutching his chest and shouted to his deceased wife, "This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!" This particularly applies to whenever you hear some really awful, distressing news, bad enough to make you think you were having a heart attack.
YOUR BOSS: I'm afraid I have some bad news: you won't be getting your bonus, I need you to work overtime next week, and your car's just been impounded.
YOU: Oh, my God! This is the big one! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
YOU: Oh, my God! This is the big one! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
I'm coming, Elizabeth! by OhioMan June 30, 2014
I'm Coming!
I'm Coming! by Eric March 21, 2003
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