Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mega-blongus

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

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A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

Jeff bezos by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

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On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

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When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

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