3 definitions by Mega-blongus

Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021