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Ilderton 

The greatest teacher to ever exist. You might find him teaching government or AP World History. This man was sent by God himself to educate the masses. One does not just get taught by Ilderton, one must be deemed worthy of his teaching. If you have this man as a teacher, you shall have 7 years of good luck.
Yes, I have Ilderton's class today! That man is a legend!

Mr. Ilderton is the consummate human being.
Ilderton by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX December 1, 2018
Related Words
ILDEC • indecisive • indecent • idec • IDECA • IDECAU • idecay • ildc • Ildefons • Ildem

Porn Indecisivity 

The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
Porn Indecisivity by Willieeeee December 26, 2012

Indecisive 

When you aren't able to make up your mind, or having a hard time deciding something.
I didn't know what I wanted to do! I was completely indecisive.
Indecisive by Liv Defines July 11, 2016

Indecent exposure 

To publicly expose a reproductive organ
I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure
Indecent exposure by (****()) August 25, 2022
idec = I Don't Even Care.
girl: I broke up with my boyfriend *tear*

Guy: idec!
idec by xalexdayx May 8, 2008

ilderina 

Pretty savage. She always knows what to say (not) and she'll always try and find a way to make new friends. She's extremely insecure and sometimes made fun of. Either way she gets through all that shit and remains a good person. She has many friends but not all are "real." Ilderina's pretty lit tbh.
Ilderina's lit.
ilderina by Bella Everheart July 6, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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