The greatest teacher to ever exist. You might find him teaching government or AP World History. This man was sent by God himself to educate the masses. One does not just get taught by Ilderton, one must be deemed worthy of his teaching. If you have this man as a teacher, you shall have 7 years of good luck.
Yes, I have Ilderton's classtoday! That man is a legend!
The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
Pretty savage. She always knows what to say (not) and she'll always try and find a way to make new friends. She's extremely insecure and sometimes made fun of. Either way she gets through all that shit and remains a good person. She has many friends but not all are "real." Ilderina's pretty lit tbh.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.