I remember 

Gay slang for I want it out of my ass

*sex*
Jim: I remember

*sex stops*

I remember by ImNotYourIBFAgent August 3, 2021

I remember when 

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

I remember when by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

I Remember Cecil

Title of a hypothetical English action film (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone) in the Family Guy episode "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea". The film appears to exist only in Peter Griffin's imagination as he envisions a British subversion of the American action genre, and is a parody of the British miniseries adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited.

"I Remember Cecil" is rather homoerotic.

I Remember Cecil by PippaS. July 28, 2008

I remember when I had my first beer. 

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

I remember when I had my first beer. by dcd$ January 21, 2011

I remember when I had my first beer. 

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

I remember when I had my first beer. by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

I remember MY first 

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

I remember MY first by Charwinger21 May 6, 2011

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur

A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.

Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.

I remember when I fell off my dinosaur by 1258DRag April 24, 2015