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Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.
Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"
I&F by JGreen150 July 20, 2012
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"I Fucked Ted."

The title of Season 3 Episode 3 of AMC's Breaking Bad. At the end of the episode Skylar tells husband Walter of her infidelity.
The third episode of season three of Breaking Bad is titled "I.F.T."
I.F.T. by rtm534 April 13, 2010
I.F.F.

I'm Fucked Foundation Used on Jersey Shore
Yetta: Oh man last night ugh, I.F.F.
Sheffield: Oh okay...... Whore.
I.F.F. by Killlerkitten August 6, 2010
Stands for: I'm Fucked Foundation

A phrase used by Pauly D from the "Jersey Shore Season 2" in regards to Ronnie who hooked up with grenades and proceeded to sleep in Sammie's bed.
Shit man, I'm in the I.F.F. I just cheated on my girlfriend.
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i fucking love you.
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Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.
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id fuck him (in the) locker room

an extremely hot man.
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I.F.H.L.R by t & k October 19, 2005
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