I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

I could eat a peach for hours

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

i could eat a buttered frog

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

by me old fruity August 31, 2006

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009