I’m not gay
That line you have to say because you are friends with a gay guy, and a homophobic dude spreader the rumor your a couple and now you have to get rid of it yourself
I’m not gay by wenisses April 17, 2019
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I'm not gay
a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual
Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
I'm not gay by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008
I'm Not Gay
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
I'm Not Gay by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023
I'm not gay seat
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007
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i'm not gay but
i'm not gay but by LordBolton October 28, 2013
"i'm not gay" urinal
The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.
"i'm not gay" urinal by Jake Herman February 14, 2007
i'm not gay urinal
i'm not gay urinal by Jon345639876347593409 February 17, 2007
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