Definitions by MonkeyMagicMan75

Wicket 

Clown, idiot, knob, fool etc

Stop talking out of your arse you absolute wicket.

Wicket by MonkeyMagicMan75 February 21, 2023

Hypnotits 

Short for “hypnotic tits”.

I couldn’t stop staring at her Hypnotits

Hypnotits by MonkeyMagicMan75 March 3, 2022

League Blind 

When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.

John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.

League Blind by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021