Hypnotits

Short for “hypnotic tits”.
I couldn’t stop staring at her Hypnotits
by MonkeyMagicMan75 March 03, 2022
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Wicket

Clown, idiot, knob, fool etc
Stop talking out of your arse you absolute wicket.
by MonkeyMagicMan75 February 21, 2023
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League Blind

When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.
John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.
by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021
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