Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.

That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.