Hypocrisplaining
When someone heavy handedly explains to you that you are doing it wrong in a condescending manner while they themselves are guilty as sin of the exact thing they are telling you that you are doing wrong. But you are right. So right.
Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
Hypocrisplaining by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020
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