Hypatriot (
n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2.
Snowflake who taunted others in
2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral
College landslide" with chants
like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming
fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his
money are soon donating to Trump.
Randy donates 10% of every paycheck to Trump's “Official Election Defense Fund.” A true hypatriot,
Randy would rather continue to be conned by
Don than admitting he made a mistake.