An indian chant you
grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to
grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old
man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."
My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to
check the
sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She
never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.