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The sound that "Hansen" the butler in Scary movie 2 makes when describing his turkey making methods.
"then i just stick em on like this..*humps turkey* HIAWATHA!"
hiawatha by chris artis November 26, 2006
Words you can keep
To take a dump in anything but a toilet for someone to find at a later date
I left my ex girlfriend a steaming Hiawatha to find if she ever cleans the apartment.
Hiawatha by Cam81 July 21, 2008
Hiawatha is when you tell someone to cover your spot at work and then dissappear for a long period of time saying that there is nothing to do but leave you a shit show to cover.
Subject A: Im gonna go get me a salad. You mind covering me? There is nothing going on.

Subject B: Sure go right ahead! (10 minutes lapse and becomes an hour) Shit where the fuck they go???? I've just be fucking Hiawatha'd
Hiawatha by 311gus March 9, 2021
to spray an aneormous amount of semenjuci cumquat profusely onto someones significant other whle reciting the pledge of allegiance and falpping ur ballfurr to the sound of mystic river...shibby
"AH..AHHH.....HIAWATHA..."
HIAWATHA by GOOSEMILK125 April 9, 2009

Hiawatha Park 

This is a park on the northwest side of Chicago that has a gym, 4 baseball fields, a tennis court, and a blacktop. There is a gang called maniac latin dicples or mld that operates in this park. The gang members are always selling drugs or smoking weed. These gang members are mostly from the neighborhood high school Steinmetz college prep.
Boy: Hey lets buy some weed.
Friend: Lets go to Hiawatha park and buy a dime bag.
Hiawatha Park by ballerlife April 5, 2015

Hiawatha Snack 

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.
That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.
Hiawatha Snack by Cam81 July 21, 2008

song of hiawatha

An indian chant you grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."
My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to check the sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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