Hiawatha is when you tell someone to cover your spot at work and then dissappear for a long period of time saying that there is nothing to do but leave you a shit show to cover.
Subject A: Im gonna go get me a salad. You mind covering me? There is nothing going on.
Subject B: Sure go right ahead! (10 minutes lapse and becomes an hour) Shit where the fuck they go???? I've just be fucking Hiawatha'd
to spray an aneormous amount of semenjuci cumquat profusely onto someones significant other whle reciting the pledge of allegiance and falpping ur ballfurr to the sound of mystic river...shibby
This is a park on the northwest side of Chicago that has a gym, 4 baseball fields, a tennis court, and a blacktop. There is a gang called maniac latin dicples or mld that operates in this park. The gang members are always selling drugs or smoking weed. These gang members are mostly from the neighborhood high school Steinmetz college prep.
Boy: Hey lets buy some weed.
Friend: Lets go to Hiawatha park and buy a dime bag.
An indian chant you grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."
My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to check the sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*