Hiawatha

To take a dump in anything but a toilet for someone to find at a later date

I left my ex girlfriend a steaming Hiawatha to find if she ever cleans the apartment.

by Cam81 February 27, 2006

Hiawatha Snack

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.

That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.

by Cam81 February 27, 2006

Hiawathas Breakfast

The act of taking a dump in a roasting pan and leaving it in someones fridge.

That bender I was at really blew, so I left them a nice Hiawathas Breakfast to wake up too.

by Cam81 February 27, 2006