Huyton 

Huyton is a place in Liverpool, England. It has a population of around 33,000 and is home to footballers Steven Gerrard, Joseph Barton and Tony Hibbert.

'Where are we going?'

'Huyton'

Huyton by A scouser :) October 17, 2012

Huxton Hero 

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.

Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

Huxton Hero by Johnny The English Grammarian February 16, 2009

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

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Will bomb what ever you want for 5$

Alex:will you bomb the twin towers for 5$
reyes popa moussa joseph nourridine bony huston ali stan:Yes

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Jim Hutton 

Freddie Mercury's lover and boyfriend from 1984 when they met in a London Gay club, until his death in 1991.

Wrote "Mercury and Me"

Died January 1, 2010 of Lung Cancer

Jim Hutton loved Freddie more than anything.

Jim Hutton by ilufreddie February 20, 2011

Hutton Spitback 

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.

My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.

Hutton Spitback by Barzog January 23, 2013

Mark Hayton 

Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.

Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!

Mark Hayton by __Noddy__ May 10, 2011