Haytonn 

A Haytonn is someone who has trouble hearing things and commonly makes an ass out of themselves when they misconstrue what people really say.

"Want some goobers?"
"No, I do not want to have wall sex!"
"You are such a Haytonn..."

Haytonn by Joober January 23, 2005

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

Mark Hayton 

Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.

Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!

Mark Hayton by __Noddy__ May 10, 2011

haynonnienunu 

Haynonnienunu is your vagina, pussy, twat, hooha, vajj

Gloria played with her haynonnienunu everyday.

haynonnienunu by Sea52 April 27, 2016

Mark Hayton 

The most vibing member of the band One Night Only. He plays guitar and has great hair. He also plays Words With Friends, which he is really good at.

Girl 1:Hey did you see that Mark Hayton from ONO
Girl 2: Yeah he tups!

Mark Hayton by aloch May 11, 2011

hayton 

Hayton loves to spend time on his own. He loves video games. He can be intelligent and moody. He believes in not putting off until tomorrow what he can put of until the day after tomorrow.

When you perfect procrastinating you've pulled a Hayton.

hayton by Clustered December 19, 2016

Hayonna

A Hayonna is a chill nice person who has all the boys running fit her but she only wants one boy. A Hayhay is also a person who is very stylish , brave , and beautiful.

“ Hey did you see that beautiful lady back there oh yea that was a “ Hayonna”

Hayonna by Hayonna November 20, 2023