Humpeus

Someone lucky enough to have had sex

Everyone nowadays is a humpeus, whatever happened to wanting a tight virgin pussy?

by SuckedOffByYourMom June 7, 2020

The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

humpus

a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011

humpus

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Humpenscrump

You will often meet humpenscrump upon your death. He's in your nightmares, he's in your head, he's in your ass.

I just sharted and met Humpenscrump.

by Hey Scotty... November 2, 2016

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Humpest

The best of the Humps. The Humpiest of the Humps if you will. Top of the line Humper.

"Yo that dude gets SO much ass! He is THE Humpest..."

by Humpest September 24, 2011