Definitions by Brentus

humpus 

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

humpus by Brentus August 23, 2005

jam radar 

A. To confuse another individual or group unintentionally or intentionally.
B. The act of confusing a person.

Man, that mime with herpes jammed my radar when he started talking to me on the bus.

jam radar by Brentus August 23, 2005

stragglin' 

When an individual approaches another and you view from afar. This person is usually intoxicated or discombobulated in nature. You may utter "stragglin" at any time. This is in regards to the nature of stragglers.

Look at that guy! Stragglin!

stragglin' by Brentus August 23, 2005

Bobbity bobbities

Breasts. Nice ones.

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!

Bobbity bobbities by Brentus August 23, 2005

straggler 

A person who wanders aimlessly. Usually a notch above a homeless person. Drunks are acceptable stragglers. Usually have great stories and cause few problems, just get on your nerves.

Look at this straggler coming out of the bar!

straggler by Brentus August 23, 2005

Dickwitch 

A broad, dame, bird or just plain woman that is epitomized as a harlot by flying around on a "d" like it is a broom.
Also an insult from one male to another.

When one sees a girl that looks slutty, he or she shall exclaim to the nearest person "dickwitch", and pointing out that the woman is attractive but not something you want to touch.
OR.. it's a term of endearment or an insult. ie: Get off me, dickwitch!

Dickwitch by Brentus August 23, 2005

love shovel 

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

love shovel by Brentus August 23, 2005