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Definitions by Brentus

Dickwitch 

A broad, dame, bird or just plain woman that is epitomized as a harlot by flying around on a "d" like it is a broom.
Also an insult from one male to another.
When one sees a girl that looks slutty, he or she shall exclaim to the nearest person "dickwitch", and pointing out that the woman is attractive but not something you want to touch.
OR.. it's a term of endearment or an insult. ie: Get off me, dickwitch!
Dickwitch by Brentus August 23, 2005
A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.
Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".
humpus by Brentus August 23, 2005

jam radar 

A. To confuse another individual or group unintentionally or intentionally.
B. The act of confusing a person.
Man, that mime with herpes jammed my radar when he started talking to me on the bus.
jam radar by Brentus August 23, 2005

mouth full of vaseline 

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.
Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
mouth full of vaseline by Brentus August 23, 2005

stragglin' 

When an individual approaches another and you view from afar. This person is usually intoxicated or discombobulated in nature. You may utter "stragglin" at any time. This is in regards to the nature of stragglers.
stragglin' by Brentus August 23, 2005

Bobbity bobbities

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!
Bobbity bobbities by Brentus August 23, 2005

straggler 

A person who wanders aimlessly. Usually a notch above a homeless person. Drunks are acceptable stragglers. Usually have great stories and cause few problems, just get on your nerves.
straggler by Brentus August 23, 2005