humpus

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

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A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

humpus by Brentus August 23, 2005

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the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity

humpus by PvP-English March 17, 2021

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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

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A quality aspect of life that can bring you things such as humbus, humbus, and even more humbus.

Many people have tried to define the real meaning of humbus.

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Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

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An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

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