humpus 

a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

humpus by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011

humpus 

A fat one. One that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. Found commonly in North America with overweight women.

Not thinking out loud "oh damn, here comes a humpus, I gotta get outta here!".

humpus by Brentus August 23, 2005

humpus 

the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity

i wanna humpus a wumpus

humpus by PvP-English March 17, 2021

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

humbus 

A quality aspect of life that can bring you things such as humbus, humbus, and even more humbus.

Many people have tried to define the real meaning of humbus.

humbus by An absolute utter clampongus. April 3, 2020

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart 

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020