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Der Humpink 

A somewhat autobiographical film starring Christoph Waltz that delivers a deep message of how we all need to hump along with one another.
Christoph: (points to telephone) Der humpink! (air humps telephone; telephone proceeds to gain a pink bow on top of it)
Der Humpink by Theexperience13 April 24, 2010
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Humpadink 

A cool person, a name passed down many generations in the Humphrey family tree.
Humpadink
Humpadink by LOLACOPTOR October 9, 2008

humpdick  

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.
Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.
humpdick by Margret Stone January 1, 2009

humpadink 

When two people have horny donkey sex that last for more than 3 hours (does not nessacerially have to include a donkey)
Oh yer breadrin we had a mass humpadink last night!
humpadink by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

Humpadinky 

A word used to offend, or describe someone who likes sex a lot. Can also be used to curse.
'HUMPADINKY! I dropped my purse'
'I want some humpadinky'
Humpadinky by Louise J January 19, 2008

humpinkline 

any small hairy mammal who feeds on the scrotums of adult human males
oh shit that humpinkline just ate my balls
humpinkline by Larod Jockwood April 26, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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